Susan Boyle T-shirt

This T-shirt is awesome - a simple silhouette with the inscription "DREAM." Susan Boyle fans are scooping this t-shirt up I'm sure. F- you Beyonce!

American Idol T-shirts

Cafepress is running a new American Idol t-shirt store! Fans can buy or create their own American Idol inspired t-shirts.

Check these out by clicking the graphic above. A good way to show your love for your favorite American Idol star... I guess that would include Ryan Seacrest?

Adventureland T-shirt

If you haven't yet seen the movie Adventureland, then you should. It's a great flick, perfect for Spring. After seeing the movie you'll surely want one of these Adventureland T-shirts, reading the geeky "Games, games, games, games, games" across the front. Who hasn't had a summer job requiring such cheesy uniformed flair!

From Metacritic:

It's the summer of 1987, and James Brennan , an uptight recent college grad, can't wait to embark on his dream tour of Europe. But when his parents announce they can no longer subsidize his trip, James has little choice but to take a lowly job at a local amusement park. Forget about German beer, world-famous museums and cute French girls -- James' summer will now be populated by belligerent dads, stuffed pandas, and screaming kids high on cotton candy. Lucky for James, what should have been his worst summer ever turns into quite an adventure as he discovers love in the most unlikely place with his captivating co-worker Em, and learns to loosen up. (Miramax Films)

A great comedy, and a must-see!

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Long revered as a source of excellent satire and wit, The ONION also boasts an impressive array of funny t-shirts. If you are looking to save money, use the following coupon code to save 20% :

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Here are a few of the great t-shirts at The ONION's online store:




"Are your cats old enough to learn about Jesus?"

Brilliant!


"Owls are assholes."

Shockingly true.

The Onion Store might just have the funniest t-shirts in the world, but make sure to use the coupon code above to save 20% on all their t-shirts. Without the coupon for the ONION store, you're likely to pay more!

Funny Baby T-shirts

This may be the best baby gift we've ever received. Our diesel 6 month-old wearing this "Welcome to the Gun Show" onesy was priceless.









The website, called "Obey the Baby," has the most original and funny baby gifts we could find on Cafepress. Check out more here, including the one about your child being in the 99th percentile... for ninja skills.

Funny Obama T-shirt - PILF

This shirt caught our attention. You've heard of MILFs. And then there were GILFs.

Now you can own up to your secret crush on Barack Obama.
He is totally a PILF.
A President I'd Like to F***

Click here for the shirt, or follow this link for more pro-Obama t-shirts :)

A Little Seaman on My Shirt

This shirt is wrong in so many ways.

That's why we liked it.

"I have a little Seaman on my shirt."

Classic.

Find this and other inappropriate t-shirts via Cafepress.

I Heart Beer

You love beer.

Frosty, hoppy, deliciously inebriating beer. You heart beer.

No. You beer beer.

I Beer Beer The more you drink, the more this shirt makes sense.

[Found on Busted Tees.com]

Funny Jesus T-shirt

If you're in a serious debate with an anti-evolution creationist, it helps to be wearing a t-shirt that makes your point abundantly clear. One can't go wrong with this excellent one, featuring Jesus in his natural state, riding a Brontosaurus:



Wow, you just disproved Creationism... and looked damn good doing it! If this isn't quite your design, find many more Atheism-friendly shirts at Cafepress.

Funny Teacher T-shirt

Your life as a teacher is rewarding and inspiring... but at times predictable. So far you've hidden your super powers well. It wouldn't be considered "appropriate" to melt steel with your mind. The administration might not "smile" upon you reading their thoughts, turning invisible, and then flying around the sky shooting lasers out of your eyes.

But perhaps its time to stop caring about appearances. Perhaps it's time to unleash your crazy super powers from within. Then we've found the perfect t-shirt for you:


Teaching is one of the most respected professions. To touch a young student's life, to ignite a spark, to better the world - that's why teachers teach.

But have you ever wondered what if? What if you had followed that calling to become a ninja instead? Then this t-shirt, young ninja apprentice, is for you:



Finally, if these legendary shirts don't inspire you, then there's always thousands of other creative teacher shirts on Cafe Press.!

GILF t-shirt

This one is so wrong it's funny. Forget MILF's - they are so 1990. This GILF t-shirt is sure to shock, disgust, and generally bring attention to the oversexed wearer.

GILF Get with the program, America. MILFs are so over. They were left behind in the 90's with the original American Pie movie, dial-up Internet, and Family Matters. The new millennium brings with it women of age, wisdom, and sexual experience. Everyone raise an ice cold frosty brew to those silver foxes with silver boxes.

I'd Hit That T-shirt

In keeping with the Latino theme as Cinco de Mayo approaches, we found this great pinata-inspired t-shirt, sarcastically proclaiming "I'd Hit That." Click on the link above to be magically whisked away to Busted Tees to find your custom styled shirt.

A most excellent, witty t-shirt, perfect for picking up that special someone in a shithole bar! Pinatas rule!

Juan in a Million T-shirt

You're Juan in a Million!

I think this funny Latino t-shirt requires no explanation. I would suggest purchasing it for that special Juan you know... who is one in million.

Or follow this link to Cafepress for more funny Latino Shirts.

Funny Latino T-shirts

Here's a link to some of the best humorous Latino t-shirts. I think my favorite is this Mexican tequila-inspired shirt, somehow ready for St. Patrick's Day at the same time:


















Or, if you're feeling more serious and proud, check out this funkadelic Aztec shirt, featuring the famous Stone of the Sun sculpture:

Accountant T-shirts

Your poor CPA is a superhero. You drop off your taxes late for the poor guy or gal to save your ass every year. If you are in want of a token of your appreciation for your accountant's work finishing your taxes last minute, then I recommend the above "Super CPA" t-shirt, or one of these fine designs from Cafepress!

Anti-War T-shirt

This one is in a cool retro font reminiscent of STAR WARS.

I'm convinced to be more peaceful in a fashionable way.

Ninja Accountant

With tax season looming you may be in search of a great t-shirt to gift your accountant. Make sure you keep the receipt, it may be tax deductible. Or if you are an accountant yourself, you can probably relate to this t-shirt which sums up the stressful period that is January through April 15th:

sometimes i'm glad i became an accountant.
other times i wish i had simply become a ninja.

Funny Spring Break T-shirt

This t-shirt is very clever. I can imagine waking up during Spring Break with a hangover and looking into the mirror to read this at 6 AM before I vomit some more:

Drunken Irish T-shirt for St. Patrick's Day

Here's another good one for the St. Patrick's Day drunken stupor-pub crawl. It reads:
"Drunk Chicks Dig Me."

I can't think of a better slogan to pick up red-headed Irish girls... or at least to go down in flames trying. Oh, and you should get the male version of the t-shirt.

Asparagus T-shirt

Asparagus, long known as a tasty and nutritious vegetable, also has the unique distinction of making the urine smell like putrid ketones. Instead of lamenting this fact, some people celebrate it. Check out these "Asparagus makes your pee smell awesome" t-shirts!

Funny St. Patrick's Day T-shirt

Here's a great one, just in time for St. Patrick's Day. The caption reads, in a boastful yet teasing way that only the Irish can get away with:
"I'm kind of an Irish Superhero."

In wearing this t-shirt on St. Patrick's Day, you'll need to prove your superhero status by reciting some rhymes, putting down a lot of the black stuff, and then getting lucky at night.

Funny Evolution T-shirt

We found this great design on the 200th birthday of Charles Darwin. This funny evolution t-shirt features the iconic progression of man from ape, but shows the human figure turning around to yell "Stop following me!" as if the other evolutionary ancestors were literally following him everywhere.

Funny :)

Twilight T-shirts

In terms of selection and originality, you can't beat Cafepress for Twilight gear. They feature both official Twilight merchandise as well as user-generated gear which leads to literally thousands of choices to express your inner vampire!